December 9, 2002
Cheney's Doomsday BunkerHis boys may be bringing death and destruction upon the rest of us, but Cheney will survive. According to The Guardian, strange blasting noises are coming from the U.S. Naval Observatory where Cheney lives, disturbing the neighborhood. The Guardian says, "The Navy says the explosions are part of a construction project that has been going on for several months now, but won't say more because the project is classified."
Yes of course, it's always classified with that guy. He's not going to let anyone get at his "precious bodily fluids." Navy spokeswoman Cate Mueller described the work as an ``infrastructure improvement, a utility upgrade.''
He's building a bunker so he can sit down there while the whole world above blows to pieces.